Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014

mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.

He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.

by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014

bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

saber-toothed Tigress

A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!

My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.

by Lena77494 June 11, 2015

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015