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Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub
P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
by Spookman123 September 21, 2018
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Tushy Toaster

A heating device available in most luxury vehicles with leather interior that warms your butt and or back area too.
Hey Rick I know it's cold out but don't worry cause my car is equipped with tushy toasters.
by Dabossmanbaby January 25, 2012
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Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
by acidonion August 31, 2016
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go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.
Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*
by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018
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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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skin toaster

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
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weaponized battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021
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