Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012

steamy toad

spicy hamburger

ahhh a steamy toad.

by lol hahahahahahahha March 24, 2017

glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo October 07, 2008

Bisky Toad

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.

I found a Bisky Toad and when I picked it up it gave me a Nod.

by Risky Roadz December 06, 2018

Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!

by rorumy November 17, 2024