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Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010
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bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food
omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot
by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010
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Snatch Monkey

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.
by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008
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Frankin-Snatch

A truly amazing pussy. It has all the perfect features from all your previous fuck buddies. Perfect hair, perfect feel, perfect look. The only bad part is that it is attached to a total bitch. A destructive, mean and bitchy woman. The Frankin-snatch is the woman and the pussy.
Man this girls pussy was a total frankin-snatch. That thing was so perfect but man she beat my ass when i shit in her bathtub.
by black jesus4356 January 11, 2017
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Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.
by Austin Bissell February 4, 2015
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sidewalk snatch

1.) Verb- To take, for yourself, items another person does not want and has left out on a city curb.

2.) Noun- A common hooker found on urban street corners.

3.) Noun/Adj- Scantily dressed, underaged, inner city female.
1.) I just sidewalk snatched two lawn chairs and two Ikea folding chairs, in decent condition, for my neighbor Mr. Rosie.

2.) I saw a pimp roughing up his sidewalk snatch.

3.) You think she's hot??!! That sidewalk snatch is on her way to a Bieber concert.
by karenannew June 27, 2014
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Afro-Snatch

A woman that has overgrown pubic hair to the point that it looks like a black man with an Afro has already dove in feet first.
The girl I went home with last night had a serious case of "Afro-Snatch".
by Professor Dean Gullberry November 20, 2014
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