Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
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Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives
Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?
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Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.
Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.
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Splitting Glass

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join
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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
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split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two
Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick
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You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do
Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX
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