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soft pretzel bitch

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
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triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.
"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."
by Purple Derple February 11, 2017
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Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie
The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel
by hejahsgs April 20, 2022
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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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Pretzel

Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.
A pretzel was on a napkin.
by JulianDB December 15, 2016
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Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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