split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018