by Chickabow August 2, 2012
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Nick " now your tighty whiteys are Tanner!"
Nick " now your tighty whiteys are Tanner!"
by Vanillagorilla2 September 17, 2013
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I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
I see you are curious to know more about Mr. Pipe Turner. If you don't know him, your mom, sister, aunt or female cousin do. Oh, you don't think they do? Well I can tell you right now he knows them all in ways only God and the OBGYN should. Plain and simple; he lays pipe. No you simple mere mortal, not plumbing pipes that go under your house. Mr. Pipe Turner lays the pipe in the hollows of multiple women with the sole purpose of delivering the magical fluids of pleasure. Look at your man, look at me, look back at your man, now look back at me...no that's not a huge lead pipe in my pants. Well, not exactly
Girl 1: Why are you walking that way?
Girl 2: Pipe Turner
Girl 1: In both or just one?
Girl 2: In all 3
Girl 1: You're brave
Girl 2: Pipe Turner
Girl 1: In both or just one?
Girl 2: In all 3
Girl 1: You're brave
by Mr. Pipe Turner March 12, 2010
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Was named after a good friend who was your typical, squinty eyed, slow talking stoner with a cannabis card. It's very useful as a code name, seeing as it can easily be mistaken for the name of a friend if parents/teachers/higher forms of authority are present.
The phrase "going to tanner's house" is also useful when talking about going out to get stoned.
Was named after a good friend who was your typical, squinty eyed, slow talking stoner with a cannabis card. It's very useful as a code name, seeing as it can easily be mistaken for the name of a friend if parents/teachers/higher forms of authority are present.
The phrase "going to tanner's house" is also useful when talking about going out to get stoned.
"Dude we got some bomb ass tanner!"
"I got so tannered last night, I can't remember a thing"
"Hey man, wanna go over to tanner's house?"
"I got so tannered last night, I can't remember a thing"
"Hey man, wanna go over to tanner's house?"
by omgpseudonym July 23, 2009
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Skips on senior skip days as a junior.
Tanners are fat, they eat their problems, literally.
"Bitch you messed with me, *nom nom nom*"
Tanner's also have 14 inch penises? peni? Penee? Penis'?
Skips on senior skip days as a junior.
Tanners are fat, they eat their problems, literally.
"Bitch you messed with me, *nom nom nom*"
Tanner's also have 14 inch penises? peni? Penee? Penis'?
by (All of) July 3, 2008
Get the Tanner Wheelock mug.This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.
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