Pull your tampon out

When you tell a girl to stop being a bitch. A Tampon is a weird ass cotton dick that girls shove up their pussy to soak blood when she is on the rag. It puts them in a bad mood because it's uncomfortable.

Becky pull your tampon out and stop complaining about the smallest of shit.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2022

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

we in this bitch like tampons

~a phrase in the song "Gonorrhea" by Lil Wayne feat. Drake. The song is from the album " I Am Not A Human Being".

~having your dick inside a pussy

~sex

Man~ "I was in my bitch like a tampon last night when we were fucking"

"we in this bitch like tampons" weezey says

by alex304 October 20, 2010

Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.

- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013

Tampon

First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for Periods. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females vagina. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the penisgoes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.

Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY

by SO YOU KNOW January 2, 2010

ass tampon

when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex

Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005