table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

by Lunchmeat November 28, 2006

knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by GeoffA April 1, 2008

Tarlet

the use of the word by your father on Sunday morning after he unleashes his wrath in the downstairs bathroom referring to the property he just damaged with his ass gravy.

Woman, it's time for you to clean the damn tarlet.

by Senor Chodes January 18, 2005