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Tosh.0

A very humorous television show on Comedy Central hosted by Daniel Tosh in which he comments on famous web videos. The show leaves the viewer with the same feeling as "gay experimentation at summer camp". It makes you feel good while it's happening but afterwards you feel like a whore and you are left with horrible scarring memories.
I watched Tosh.0 last night, but i decided to keep it a secret from everyone.
by DrunkenPantherCrow February 15, 2010
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Daniel Tosh

An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.
Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."

-Daniel Tosh
by StrawberryShortcakeLand February 27, 2009
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Toss the bitch

Verb -
To become angry with a woman and thus kick her out of your life, residence, or sight.
"Sean, you straight up need to toss the bitch, she's nothing but bad news, bro."
by Benge October 24, 2005
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toss

(vb.) to masturbate or wank; usu. used as a verbial phrase as in 'toss off'.

Also forms 'tosser', lit. someone who masturbates, but used as a derogative.
Get outta my room you tosser! I'm not having you standing there whilst I'm tossing off.
by Wino September 17, 2004
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tossing salad

the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation
I was going to toss Sporty's salad but as I went down he had a dingleberry, so I stopped.
by C man January 19, 2003
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dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.
Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.
by lifefornow May 16, 2006
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Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
Tony Blair is a useless tosser
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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