titical mass

The point at which the surgical enhancement of a ladies fun bags ceases to look at all attractive and just appears freakish and downright scary. A certain kind of porn star will deliberately aim for this look.

(as seen in Reddit comments) ...like water balloons about to pop... she's at titical mass! I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near those things without eye protection!

by BewareOfTheBadger December 24, 2020

Tittens

Small breasts.

As kitten is the diminutive of kitty, titten is the diminutive of titty.

Look at those lovely little tittens.

by Iskaria December 26, 2020

Titicus

A titty and a cactus put together and you get titicus.

Wow isn't that a lovely titicus John?

by Samgwoolefttoe January 1, 2021

titchabu

To cuddle with someone you really care for, be it family, friends, or the one you love.

Hey love, you wanna titchabu and watch Scooby-Doo?

by Nitsua Augustin January 29, 2021

Titcoin

When you and your girl are banging and making Bitcoin investment at the same time

Me and my girl Zoey were bored of the same-old sex. We both had Bitcoin, so we decided to do it Titcoin style. The whole time we were bangin we were investing. We orgasmed at the same time we made our highest investments.

by Jeffy12345 March 15, 2021

Titched

To immaculately fix or clean or build something

Look at Anthony go, the bloke doesn’t stop. Even with his inflamed arse, red hair & fair skin he’s out there working in the sun. The place really has been “Titched”

by Stompinstu August 15, 2021

TittiBoJangles

A TittiBoJangles (TBJ, Titties, TIts) is almost too good to be true. She’s kind, considerate and doesn’t realise just how funny she can be. TittiBoJ’s are also painfully loyal.

Her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair…….Massive great big…. eyes that are full of colour and warmth and locks of ever changing colour hair too. Simply beautiful.

She hates men shorter than she is though. men who are even a millimetre shorter than her too, she despises them the most.. A complete heightest. Men shorter than her to TittiBoJangles are like what the Jews were to Hitler.

Did you see the way that she dealt with that guy?! She BoJangled him brutally when he stood up next to her even though she was only an inch taller!! Wow TittiBoJangles indeed!

by TuggzMalone September 21, 2021