bojangled

used to describe something that is out of place or out of wack.

your hair looks all bojangled

by Dennis Shubert May 30, 2006

bojangled

excessive indulgence in alcohol - to be drunk

lets buy some beer and get bojangled tonight

by QC tron September 26, 2006

Bojangled

When you are having sex with your girl and she reaches around to grab your balls.

When we were having sex Ashley reached around and Bojangled the man sack.

by Chaddywaddy October 12, 2008

Bojangled

when a friend or acquaintance seduces your date or girlfriend just for bragging rights or show of dominance.

also loosely used to describe the act of "cock blocking"

I was about to fuck this girl but that ass Will bojangled me!

by Batibeast March 2, 2011

Bojangled

when your kids come by your office to get your debit card so they can go get some food from Bojangles.

I will be glad when these darn kids go back to school - I'm tired of being Bojangled to death!

by hipocketsred September 8, 2012

Bojangled

When someone gives money typically through a donation to a streamer that puts on an act to make vulnerable people believe they've formed a connection with them for monetary gain.

"Why does he keep donating his money to these trashy streamers? It's obvious they're putting on an act just to get guys like him do dump their paycheck on them."

"He got bojangled."

by FruitMyScoot May 4, 2021

brojangles

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

by TheDannyG March 30, 2023