thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008

Thunder Thief

A person constantly stealing one's "thunder."

Someone who takes something (like trends or expressions you began - to grabbing the attention) away from you.

Edward stole my expression. He's such a thunder thief.

by Little Lightning July 5, 2009

thunder mug

a small plastic pail or bucket used during especially long road trips to substitute as a poor man's toilet stop

paul-hey john, how long until the nearest bathroom break?
john-sorry man, we took one when you were sleeping in the car
paul-damn...well someone pass me the thunder mug, i've gotta take a huge dook

by i.am.aquaman June 8, 2004

bring the thunder

The act of bringing raw, explosive masculine energy to an activity or venue.

"When Plato goes to the gym he'll really bring the thunder-have you ever seen him teach those weights a lesson in respect?"

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

thunder cunt

Any woman fitting the definition of a completly hanous raging bitch, who, upon picturing naked you envision the depths of nothingness encapsulated by the most disgusting hairy herpes infested vagina EVER!

That fat bitch is a raging THUNDER CUNT!

by Puffer April 12, 2006

thundercats syndrome

An affliction describing the state in which something encountered during one's childhood is remembered as being of high quality, but when revisited several years later, is discovered to be of much lower quality than first thought.

"Remember how much we thought 'Dino-Riders' rocked when we watched it back in grade school? I saw it again last weekend... and man, we were retarded. That's some thundercats syndrome right there."

by Discocorpse January 16, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!

Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!

You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.

by Tmarr August 28, 2006