ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

Shovel time

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 06, 2024

Shovel-dragger

Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.

Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.

by SiTav November 23, 2021

Shoveled out

To manually disimpact someone, as in to remove feces from the rectum with one's finger or fingers.

Patrick is very constipated, I think he may need to be shoveled out.

by KseH January 22, 2016

Shoveled Out

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.

Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

by Jack nile March 25, 2011

Mexican shovel

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out

Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night

by Iabeiwhshsjsvsjisbsjwebwn81828 November 22, 2021