Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.
I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?
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A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
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