Ice Cream Taco

Step 1: Purchase and immediately consume a snack size Oreo McFlurry
Step 2: Go down on a sexy lady
Step 3: Vomit on her vagina
Step 4: Eat the ice cream taco

Nick: Hey, you know what would taste amazing...an Ice Cream Taco

Chris: I don’t think you’ve read the urban dictionary meaning of that word

by FastballTheWay December 28, 2018

Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

by Mr. Shemp March 18, 2011

Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

by methane king January 26, 2010

glossy taco

Is how to say glossy top coat the simply nailogical way.

Time to use a glossy taco.

by Blopter July 17, 2017

tachlis

A term used by Israelis, which is used when someone wants to quickly (and often very bluntly) get to the point. Tachlis is all about efficiency and getting to the best solution or the point as quickly as possible, without concern for feelings or flowery language.

"I saw the report you sent out, tachlis, I think you missed the point. You should redo it."
"I met a nice guy the other night... tachlis, I'm pregnant, what do I do?"

by JL123456 November 21, 2013

taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

Tactifag

The guy who wears chest rigs at the range full of mags. Talks about "Ambush Techniques" while he plays video games. Usually fat, usually stupid, & has delusions about being some one man army because he owns guns. These people usually men Invest half their money in guns, & accessories, all so they can "Survive the SHTF" Shit hits the fan but then.. they don't have health insurance..

Hey, look at that Tactifag, he's going to study the magpul DVD's for the eminent "shootout" coming to his suburban neighborhood.

by BroogiesHogies December 11, 2012