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Sistarz

Similar to the more commonly known words Sister & Sisters.

'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.

There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.

Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
Commonly used phrases:

- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
by Cowok January 12, 2010
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sistake

What happens when you find out your sister wasn't a planned baby.
Me: So, my dad let slip that the condom he was wearing when he had my mom bent over the couch in the living room broke once, and that is how come I have a little sister.

Little Sister: Wait, you're telling me I was a sistake?
by the_colonel 781 October 2, 2010
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Sustainitarian

Person who will not eat meat unless it is sustainably derived. This means the person will only eat free-range meat, grass-fed (beef), with no additives.
For his new year's resolution, Alex decided to go sustainitarian. He always asks the waiter if the meat is free-range, oftentimes embarrasing the restaurant. To this day he has had to settle with vegetarian options.
by Sustainitarian March 10, 2011
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sustainabaiting

Debating sustainability in an eco-enviro sense.debating the enviroment using political standpoints of eco-economy based on nothing more than the finacially motivated dribble we are fed to help the tax gain popularity.with tongue in cheek referrence to the moral code that is expected which we all know doesnt exist in the world of big business-Sustainabait- the term intentionally includes conontations of masturbation. Masturbating verbally. sustainabaiting is tongue in cheek & generally understood as a cynnical term for a form of verbal diarrhoea or otherwise known as oral maturbation.
Mary-I have a tute today in enviro.
Tom-Oh so do i would you like to catch up for coffee afterwards and sustainabait until the next lecture?.

Mary- did you hear josh and claire at the party last night,

Tom- yes i did they got caught up in sustainabaiting like pillars of the community for hours.
Mary- I think Clair should be a politician as her arguments made more sense the drunker she got.
Tom- Haha yes but i guess they where her same old arguments as she always has its just they seemed more believable because we where getting drunk also.
by twistedmr September 10, 2011
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sustainable dolphin

wow, me and mike, were having a sustainable dolphin!
by cowandmoo October 18, 2011
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Sustache

A swath of facial hair grown to ward off enemies and, consequently, any potential mates;

When a mustache is unavoidably suspicious & disconcerting.
"Is it just me or was that UPS guy giving off some kill-you-in-blue-lipstick vibes?"
"Don't overthink it -- he's just sporting a major sustache."

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"I almost had her number," Stuart thought to himself.

He didn't realize his sustache was ensuring his worst fear of dying alone.
by Menorah January 8, 2015
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Systematic Magical Bullshit

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
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