spork

A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.

OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!

by subwayfreak November 19, 2007

Spork

Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.

Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.

by Leeroy B January 7, 2009

Spork

Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009

sporkbutt

young , energetic and imaginative girl highly accident prone, must not be in possetion of sharp obects , RAWR!!!!

SHES SUCH A SPORKBUTT SHED PROLLY POKE HER EYE OUT WITH THAT THING!

by BOoOBFACE June 4, 2009

spore

A wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overhyped game released by EA

consists of bore. lots of bore.

oh wow i can pick berries and click on other animals...ye spore

by PooMasterFlash January 23, 2009

spore

a slang or curd of the word spastic battle whore used to describe others.

gosh that girl a the party was such a spore

by Megarticus July 25, 2006

sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

by hoosasporker May 20, 2009