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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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Standard

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.
"Walk in to a party, that's standard"
by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017
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standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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standard holocaust

Unit of population equivalent to 6 million people. Named after the most commonly reported Jewish death toll during the holocaust. Sometimes considered offensive.
Have you seen Pewdiepie's youtube channel, man? He has over 60 million subscribers. That's like 10 standard holocausts!
by fake news peddler July 17, 2018
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Standards

What Ashley rousse doesn’t have
I like you! Go ads! I have no standards so u can have a small peepee.
by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018
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standard tackle

(MH,EV)
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Ellie-“standard tackle
by vickett n harlett January 16, 2019
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Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.
“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.
by Tiny meat May 7, 2019
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