Scrolling

An extremely important and irreplaceable activity, that is a part of every office job, and can involve any act that is unrelated to one's job mandate. Some common scrolling activities are fantasy football, social media, exploring Wikipedia and car forums. Advanced scrollers are able to deplete all scrolling materials available for the day covertly, while pretending to be extremely busy. This is usually achieved by professional scrollers through the use of window resizing, redundant spreadsheets, and mobile device utilization, among other things in the scroller's toolbox.

John: What's good at work bro, you fools busy or what?

Dave: Naw son, scrolling all day... Added a word to Urban Dictionary, while gambling on my stock trading account.

by Mike WG April 19, 2016

Spolly

The act of ejaculating on the backside of a strangers head.

" Man, i pulled a spolly on the bus the other day but i couldn't enjoy it and had to make a quick exit after it soaked through her weave and she started looking around."

by Admlnistrator January 15, 2018

strollin'

when a particularly heavyset african american, walks slowly with swag

Mayn look at DEL she is strollin'!

Del THAT NIGGA STROLLIN'!

by DELMARAYYY December 4, 2010

Scrolliosis

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

by jeffstick November 19, 2010

spoll

Spoll, a pseudo-allergy where an inhumanly fat person (usually also a northern monkey in denial, may of moved south to hide the shame) denies responsibility for their eating actions blaming the obesity on an allergy.

" That fat northern prick, a Spoll if ever I saw one"

by Cavendish June 20, 2016

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

sproul

Sproul

n : the act of sprouling
v 1: to behave as if Superman powers have been bestowed upon you, despite being mostly inept ; v 2: To install Windows ME in search of better performance from your personal computer.

v 1: "The suspicious stranger sprouled the bars of the town"

v 2: "I am sprouling my laptop"

by Koumu October 11, 2004