splat job

The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.

Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.

by Calimari man May 3, 2017

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Splantz

A word to describe the wackness or how un-fly someone or something is.

Dat ting is completely splantz innit

by Joshreevephraseting April 25, 2011

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One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.

Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.

by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011

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Slart

'Slart' too tarty to be a slut, and not good enough to be a tart.

you total slart, either take some clothes off, or put more makeup on.

by Beefy November 6, 2003

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SPARTAN

Super Warriors much like spartans (see spartan ) used to help the humans in the Human-Covenant war (see Covenant numbers 3. 4. 5.)Recently used to destroy Halo number 3.)

The SPARTANs were trained on Reach. A few of them have Survived
after the Covenant attack.

by Justin Hoskinson July 5, 2005

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