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Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!
by Big Al72 March 2, 2011
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Spider legs

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011
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Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.
by Badpolizei May 24, 2011
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Spider Web

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.
Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"
by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017
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A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
by Mike Smith October 2, 2004
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Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
by Segun A. May 14, 2005
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Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
by Marin3r January 10, 2008
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