Snelching

Blowing snot into someone's anus and sucking it out

'Hey, fancy a snelch?'
'You sneltched me real good last night, maybe too good, I seem to have a micro tear'

'Snelching isn't just a sexual act, it's a way if life'

by Coolkid90 August 19, 2016

swelchie

When a pig places it's nose in another pigs genitals and sneezes.

That pig swelchied the other pig.

by Th truth giver, haha. July 18, 2016

spolch

The sound that eminates from a mans anus resulting from phallic penetration.

I pulled out of Larry and he proved to be the king of spolch.

by DDchainsaws April 27, 2017

Speechless

When something surprises you or when you have nothing to say about smth (unbelievable, icredible,...)

Ex: What an incredible news. I can't believe in my eyes.... Just speechless, there's no word to describe this

by Elena Hoang January 27, 2018

Speecho

Any text based mistake resulting in what might be seen as a typo, but as a result of a text to speech error. Typically committed while sending text or instant messages via voice.

Youth in Asia!? That was supposed to be euthanasia! Sorry about the speecho. Blame Siri.

by IvanStang February 3, 2018

speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Spechofy

To mentally ruin someone. In passive voice, it is used to refer to someone who has hit rock bottom.

ex1. I can't believe you did that to me. I will get back on you, I will literally spechofy you!

ex2. At first I was afraid, I was spechofied. I have never been so miserable in my entire life.

by koupa.libre July 27, 2018