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spastic laugh

a very strange laugh. sometimes mistaken for somebody having a fit. people look extremly stupid when laughing in this was
bea has an extremly spastic laugh
by procrastination May 16, 2004
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Spasty

spastic and nasty mixed together. the result of not being able to find the right word to describe someone's crazy personality and behavior
watch out for this one, she's spasty
by aye jaye October 10, 2008
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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 8, 2014
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seastre

Well, there is a story behind this one.

Once I was on a chatline, and I got a message from some guy from a foreign country that went something like this:
"Hello ! My seastre !"

The only thing that I figgured he could have meant was "sister."

So seastre is a poor-english spelling of sister.
Hello ! My Seastre !
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on
man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?
by davidwating August 10, 2003
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shasta mountain blowjob

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!
" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
by jazzzperzzblu February 16, 2010
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Shasta

female version of a male tool , aka a female douche bag, female Guido.

A girl who thinks she's got an A game but to everyone else she's trying to hard and missing it badly.. terrible boob job, bad bleach job, and clothes way too small and way too wrong for her body type
That chick at Rehab thought she looked like Pam Anderson.. what a shasta!

Who's that Shasta hanging with the bros?
by Crystal & Misti January 15, 2009
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