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Land Scallops

Are you coming to the BBQ? Jim Bob is making Land Scallops!
by Baron Von Uterati February 2, 2018
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The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.
by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010
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Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.
I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!
by ArualAigroegEdaj April 8, 2011
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Shallow-phobia

The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.
Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!
by SB.Z. August 23, 2011
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Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.
I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.
by Sloopedidoop December 27, 2018
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White Swallow Spa

Noun

Used to describe a location that is actually a front for anonymous gay sex. Generally include facilities for both whatever business it officially is, and facilities for the gay sex.

Generally frequented by curious married men and elementary school teachers.
We don't like to stay at the YMCA, it's totally a white swallow spa.

Bring your own sheets to that motel, it's a white swallow spa.
by BCP on PCP October 12, 2011
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Sallome

-noun, sah-loh-mey

1. a person who practices speculative philosophy concerned principally with discovering methods for transmuting the walking dead into inspiring leaders and with finding a universal method for aiding people in fulfilling on their dreams.

2. a magician with the power of transmuting upset, usually debilitating, into inspiration and action.

3. an alchemist with a specialty in manifesting alternate realities in the 'hood

4. a social architect who creates community in downtrodden neighborhoods

5. a change agent

6. a dream manager
Sallome brings forth the brilliance, intelligence, imagination, and ideas people have to share with the world.

If you need someone to cultivate and shape communities, contact Sallome.

You are Sallomazing!
by Phoenix Mercury February 11, 2010
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