sober coach

Someone that helps you recover from drugs or alcohol at home or anywhere you like. Intervention Orange County.com

A sober Coach comes to you your home and stays with you as you recover from drugs or alcohol.

by Rehab Guy April 7, 2011

Soberholic

An alcoholic who has kicked their addiction and is sober yet has to talk about their sobriety all the time. Which in a way makes them just as addicted to alcohol as they were while drinking.

Is all that soberholic talks about is how he stopped drinking

by BudworthTDog December 30, 2011

sober blackout

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout

"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."

by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012

Erna Solberg

The prime minister of norway until FUCKING JONAS GARH STØRE WON THE ELECTION AAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Hey, did you know that Erna Solberg just died.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Antonon November 20, 2021

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

Sobed

to become sober

After getting trashed, he sobed up before driving home.

by sobed_girl April 26, 2010

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011