Tight Sneakers 

"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.

Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...

Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?

Tight Sneakers by Robert Lawrence Paulson July 11, 2006

sneaky sneak 

Sneaky Sneak

1) A term generally used in first person shooters (FPS) games for a team who is secretly takes advantage or gets the upper hand by ambushing the other team.

2) Devious and secretive about your intentions or motives: relating to or from the point of view of person trying to avoid attention.

3) Out of the ordinary to go somewhere secretly, or to take someone or something somewhere secretly.

4) Catchphrase for a surprise attack.

Oh!, their (or he/she's) playing a little sneaky sneak.

sneaky sneak by n/a 2858 September 12, 2006

Sneaky Petrash

Following someone into a bathroom, preferably into the actual stall, while at the same time taking your penis out. The idea is to catch the person unawares so that when he/she turns to sit down, your junk is in their face. An erection and/or wanking are optional moves.

That dude totally pulled a sneaky petrash last night at the ceremony and almost made her shit her pants.

Sneaky Petrash by MVHSnonperverts June 5, 2009

sneaky pablo 

when you sneak up on someone, tap them on the shoulder, and get them to turn around directly into your erection!

i was playing a game and my friend totally sneaky pabloed me

sneaky pablo by massive erection3 May 8, 2010

Sneaky Uncle 

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.

1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.

Sneaky Uncle by John Barry January 8, 2005

sneaky sammy 

The act of jacking off next to some one other than a mate. Ex: your mom, your sister, your friends, your teachers etc. You can be sneaky under covers, under desks, etc. This term originated from a young middle school boy who got sneaky with it under a blanket on one side of the couch while his mother was on the other end of the couch. She had no clue at all.

I got sneaky sammy with it in class yesterday when my teacher bent over and i saw her cleavage.

sneaky sammy by crazy 10 lunch March 31, 2011

g-unit sneakers 

regular reebok classics with g-unit on the side

hey since im a wigger, i get g-unit shoes
yay

g-unit sneakers by beau h ligmen March 20, 2004