shirkmanship

The degree of skill at which a person is able to shirk their responsibilities, often by passing them onto another person.

Usually used in a positive or congratulatory manner, but sometimes used to complain about being caught being lazy.

Dude, passing that report off was some amazing shirkmanship!

My shirkmanship is suffering lately - the boss caught me taking an extra break.

by ArwynQ January 20, 2011

Sminknorize

Making figures smaller so that they fit in standard sized columns for journal publication.

They sminknorized my table and now the titles are too small to read.

by growingwords May 1, 2011

Smarkus Treet

massively potent cannabis, an uber-elite grade of marijuana, a "strain" of marijuana which has only the most extreme potential for intoxication.

"____________ took a job in Tha City,
a'workin foe tha man e'ry night and day
but he/she neva saw tha good side of Dat City,
til he/she got a hold of dat Smarkus Treet... !!!!!"

by howdemzdoodatswitechair, bwa? June 2, 2011

sminkiss

a smile combined with a wink and a kiss all simultaneously

;*) that's a sminkiss

by jables0916 September 26, 2012

smickly

The term 'smickly' means dickless asshole. It was developed when Steve Jobs was in an earlier stage of the apple company and had a team called TDA (Team Dickless Assholes). Anyone called smickly is thought to be a white guy and doesnt know anything about life

John was cheating on his girlfriend. He is such a smickly.

by UrbanHellMan January 31, 2015

Smilky

As smooth as silk; exceptionally silky; silkier than anticipated; silkier than it may initially appear, esp. from a distance or at first glance.

Your legs are always so smilky, Bro!

by iknowyoumissme March 30, 2015

shirkslog

A person that always seems to get out of work. A person that is very good at avoiding work, not showing up for work, works a lot from home(When they work form home they don't really do any work). Somehow they always manage to keep their job and most typically work in management. They are very good at making other people do their job for them. They love to delegate their job to other employees while they are always busy doing nothing. It is derived fromshirk and slog.

My manager is a shirkslog and is still on their 3 month paid vacation. Joe called in to work again today and asked me to fill in for him, he is a shirksloging bastard.

by wordproctologist December 6, 2015