shirkslog 

A person that always seems to get out of work. A person that is very good at avoiding work, not showing up for work, works a lot from home(When they work form home they don't really do any work). Somehow they always manage to keep their job and most typically work in management. They are very good at making other people do their job for them. They love to delegate their job to other employees while they are always busy doing nothing. It is derived fromshirk and slog.

My manager is a shirkslog and is still on their 3 month paid vacation. Joe called in to work again today and asked me to fill in for him, he is a shirksloging bastard.

shirkslog by wordproctologist December 6, 2015

Sharkology 

A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.

Oh my God, stop with the sharkology!

Sharkology by sharksandstuff August 4, 2011

Smirkology 

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

Smirkology by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018

Smirkology 

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

Smirkology by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018