Shlompt

To Slip over hilariously on your face.

Bobby Shlompt on the stairs.

by The Big Shlompt September 15, 2022

SCOMP

Scared Old Man in Porshe
Based on the frequency of old men in expensive Porshes who are using the car to distract from their age

The SCOMP came around the corner with the driver barely in control of the car

by Recurve999 October 24, 2022

slamping

When you fall asleep during your show on the Amp app, your playlist song ends, and now your audience can hear you snoring and talking in your sleep because you’ve got a hot mic!

Bill was so tired and drunk last night, he began slamping!

by anonymous October 31, 2022

Slamping

When you fall asleep during your show on the Amp app, your playlist song ends , and now your audience can hear you snoring and talking in your sleep because you’ve got a hot mic! 🤣

Bill was so drunk and tired last night, he began slamping.

by anonymous November 1, 2022

Slampig

I literally just had to do this. I'm reading all the other definitions here; even seen someone try n let us know when this actually was worthy to become "legit" which included a definition which obviously requires its very own word. However they noted the wrong year. "Circa 2002" if I remember correctly. I'm sure I did because I was giddy to realize even MORE proof this "label" was introduced by people I know, but also of course me. I graduated in '01 so there u go...but it was ALREADY birthed into this world, circa 1998. There is a book about this exact and specific. However, just like the other definitions here, it is not gender neutral, but, gender specific. Also, getting even more detailed, it is being explained, tho prob thru evolution, as regarding a certain type of female, "fat". Well golly-gee! Is that y it's a pig?

That answer is a big FAT NO!! A slam pig is ment to low key call ur homie out for liking to be slammed nice n dirty. Male or female!!

*it's followed by the announcer/accuser slapping their hands, in a chomping motion, in the face of their friend, or enemy if it's like that.

So I saw u rolling around in the mud pit, topless, getting humped by that slam/humping that slam. So thats y u didn't wear underwear today?! U a str8 slampig!! ::slap hands together::

by Holden afart February 12, 2023

shlompoofa

a very cute and fluffy thing.

“ that dog is so shlompoofa” “you are so shlompoofa”

by pinktaco February 13, 2023

Slamphony

When you want to drink but Cant because of Dry January or AA or you embarrassed yourself recently, and decide to fake being drunk in a social setting to fit in

Eh Bruh You want to Slamphony tonight? I was wayyy too hammered to talk to chicks last weekend…

by anonymous March 6, 2023