Satan's Calling

Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar

That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.

by Priest > Maiden September 7, 2008

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011

Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

satan dick

A dick that is big red and angry looking. Can widen an asshole to a very big size.

Oh god thats satan dick.

Dont go near the satan dick.

by Cobra aws December 9, 2016

Shaking hands with Satan

To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"

by HahaNope December 3, 2013

satan's taint

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006