Shrimp kiss 

Kissing a person after tonguing a taint that has recently visited the ocean air.

Went on spring break with Alice and she gave me the shrimp kiss.

Shrimp kiss by DoinktheCat June 14, 2017

Shrimp Tease 

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

Shrimp Tease by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018

Shrimp hands 

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.

Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands

Shrimp hands by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017

Shrimp Swirl 

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

Shrimp Swirl by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

shrimp corn 

a person named nate or Nathaniel is nerdy, clumsy and can be annoying, Usually doesn’t text back and very feminine.

Wow nate you’re such a shrimp corn.

shrimp corn by Pnbglock October 3, 2018

Shrimp Cocktail 

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

Shrimp Cocktail by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

shrimp basting 

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.

Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.

shrimp basting by Shrimpington March 16, 2019