Smegmasaurus

A quite kinky individual who has a sexual attraction to smegma or commonly referred to as dick cheese

Person 1: hey honey gimme some of dat dick cheese

Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here

by DefinitionGuy69420 March 21, 2023

Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 20, 2023

Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF

Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!

by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023

Shmegal

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia

For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)

by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024