smegmasaurus
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007
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Smegmasaurus
A quite kinky individual who has a sexual attraction to smegma or commonly referred to as dick cheese
Person 1: hey honey gimme some of dat dick cheese
Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here
Person 2: fuck nah bitch! Get ur smegmasaurus ass out of here
Smegmasaurus by DefinitionGuy69420 March 21, 2023
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spermasaurus
1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.
spermasaurus by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006
Spermasaurus Rex
When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014
Spermasaurus
Spermasaurus by Cummlittlewank April 6, 2022
Stegasaurus
1. I really need to go for a stegasaurus, its poking out
2. Who left that stegasaurus in here?
3. I just forced out one hell of a stegasaurus
4. Oh good god that stegasaurus stinks
5. Excuse me, would anyone mind if i went for a stegasaurus?
2. Who left that stegasaurus in here?
3. I just forced out one hell of a stegasaurus
4. Oh good god that stegasaurus stinks
5. Excuse me, would anyone mind if i went for a stegasaurus?
Stegasaurus by Stegasaurus#1 August 19, 2009
Spermasaurus Rex
When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"
"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014
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