"Shitlerature (noun) -
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
by Rajanus August 27, 2011
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one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
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by DONTHATEMECAUSEMYGIRLISBETTER January 16, 2011
Get the Shirley mug.A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.
I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.
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Get the Shite mug.When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.
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