sausage connoisseur

A discerning homosexual, with years of experience in the sausage industry.

Elton John is a real sausage connoisseur.

by Buttfucker Prime August 30, 2009

Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009

Sasha

Sasha is a sweet and beautiful girl. She is super smart and is probably them the most gorgeous girl ever although she would disagree. She is a great friend and is really fun to hang out with. She loves to dance although she rarely does it in public. She has a good voice & plays lots of instruments. She loves animals & cares deeply about her friends and family. She can get emotional at times when she is treated rudely or unfairly. You'll most likely find her writing or doodling in her notebook or singin quietest to herself. Also, you could see her at the mall running around like a lunatic with her best friends.

"Boy she's beautiful. She must be a Sasha."

by glisteningstar February 4, 2018

Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part

"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"

by The Powers September 27, 2006

smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

sausage party

to be out partying and men outnumber woman...Implies a sausage fest

this fucking place is a sausage party...lets find some chicks

by D.S. March 23, 2003

sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

by Westcoaster March 12, 2008