beer sandals

A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.

I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.

beer sandals by MandyM April 3, 2006

Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.

Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

Poon Sand by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011

Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.

Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!

Bury your head in the sand by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

tokyo sand blaster by Team Coco November 12, 2010

Jesus Sandals 

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

Jesus Sandals by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010

sandals

snazzy footwear for beach goers.

I love wearing sandals to the beach.

sandals by Rachael Mielke March 28, 2005

Blood and sand 

A polite way of saying bloody hell

Blood and sand! I've just burnt the toast!!!

Blood and sand by Confuzzled1 May 24, 2011