swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.

pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!

by iaquinta June 6, 2007

Swedish Fish

A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.

"would you care to be the swedish fish at our party tonight?"

by DGZO May 14, 2009

swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.

My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.

by Bekimz March 11, 2007

swedish bareback

Can only be done during the Winter Olympics, it's the act of raw dogging, doggy style while facing the TV so you don't miss the hockey game specifically to shut your woman up since she wants you to pay attention to her.

She wanted me to tell her she looked nice in her new dress, but I was watching the Olympics....so I threw her a Swedish bareback

by Dizzle69 February 15, 2014

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

Swedish rowboat

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.

Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.

by The Kentucky Tavern December 7, 2019

Swedish nightstick

The act of freezing a large thick shit in saran wrap, then later dildoing a female 3-7 hours later upon removal of the frozen shit.

Yo, I gave my girl the swedish nightstick last night and SHE LOVED IT!

by Squid and LuBe June 9, 2011