New York Steamer

A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.

"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"

by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009

Cleavland steamer

Where a female lays on her back while her male partner proceeds to have sex with the female partners breasts. During the back and forth motion (Similar to that of a STEAM engines wheel cranks) the male proceeds to defecate, leaving a shit smear track, much like a train track, leading all similarities to coin the term "Cleavland Steamer" intended to allude to a Cleavland Steam Engine.

"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'

by Jake George January 15, 2008

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 17, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008

cleveland steamer

The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.

She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.

by Grande John June 25, 2006

cleveland stever

Releasing a large amount of fecal matter on the floor of a shower, then leaving it for someone else to discover.

"Dammit Steve, even though you turned the shower on and left it running all night, there was still crap all over the shower from last night's cleveland stever!"

by D-Smoov February 24, 2007

Stomer

Slang for customer or client. Someone who may require your assistance.

"Man, I've gotta go. Three stomers just came in."

by Staticlotus January 8, 2009