smock

To Jizz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from Guam)

Ermagerd! I just smocked myself

by dickshit January 28, 2015

pickle smoochin freak

Describing someone who loves the cock.

That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!

by TheDrunkSays October 13, 2008

coochie smoochie

Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.

I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.

by dr. sleez May 1, 2018

Pickle smoocher

Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.

John only got his raise because he did the bosses dirt, hes such a pickle smoocher

by 057sage July 3, 2016

Cock Smock

Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.

" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "

by Crazy as a Cracker April 21, 2009

Pickle Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011

____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's

Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)

by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008