Double Shovel

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.

My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion

by King of the Double Shovel July 11, 2024

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022