Sheathing

fucking a post op Transwoman

Damn Scotty! I hope she's had her bottom surgery so you can go sheathing later. Otherwise you're getting pegged kid.

by 7S27 March 9, 2023

Schmeat

Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."

It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.

That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.

"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.

by michael sheely September 28, 2004

smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007

Shmelty

The slow melting of a face after too much to drink.

When Lorelee drinks her face gets shmelty.

by thewacokid May 30, 2010

Sheathing

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another larger penis.

I was fucking his dick with my dick. We were totally sheathing!

by Stouticus September 3, 2016

shmert

Lost sense of smell

just along the lines of DEAF, BLIND, MUTE....shmert

by AT August 6, 2003

shmeak

annoying person that's bummishly broke that allways askes to borrow stuff extremely annoying

shut your mouth you shmeak your so annoying

by igotaboner May 31, 2016