Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Serving Meat

The male alternative version of serving cunt

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!

by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024

serving curt

originally from sinjin drowning. meaning when you are slaying so hard that you need to slow down on those yass gummies. Can also be, “serving cunt”

“weston is serving curt so hard”
“ikr he ate that, he need to slow down on those yass gummies.”

by wes10ismy10 December 12, 2023

Serve

To get jiggy with it.

Yooo look at jesse serve

by mrwatkins September 27, 2022

breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.

Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or

humorous anaphoric reference.

"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."

by 5a4dow March 6, 2023

Serving-Fatigue

Where you've been serving on a team at church for a long period and you're burnt out and no longer giving it your all. Or you're feeling like you only serve in a church without being discipled, built up or invested in.

I really want to stay on the kids-team at church but I've got a serious case of serving-fatigue

by BigDez February 27, 2024

Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018