Ruckus

As a Noun:

1. A well planned out and well executed personal prank.
2. A social experiment in which a group of people make reservations for popular restaurants and then bring large, stuffed fish beside which to sit during the meal, to the chagrin of other patrons.
3. A often costumed and seemingly random act of mischievious vandalism, usually accompanied by the words and phrases "Jonas", "Joner", "Jonas is Amish", "Penis", and especially "Nutsack".

As a verb:

To excute one of the aforementioned acts in a premeditated fashion.


"to ruckus" is often substituted for "to cause a ruckus"

The deviant youths planned a brilliant ruckus, involving painting a suspected communist classmate's driveway a brilliant crimson.

Unsuspecting, the schoolteacher was ruckused by masked teenagers wielding cucumbers and water balloon launchers.

by Boaz September 16, 2004

runckle

Blowing cocaine in a chick's ass with a straw.

Let's runckle the girls and have some awesome backdoor sex

by Stu Padashoe January 27, 2017

Rueckered

1. To be highly intoxicated/under the influence of various substances.
2. To be fully drained/stressed by an activity or incident.

1. I am well and truly Rueckered after last night.
2. Just broke up with my girl, I feel rueckered man.

by Xistri August 16, 2017

Runched

the texture of fabric when you got a mad wedgie in your bathing suit

Your bathing suit looks really runched sis

by scuzzy vic May 26, 2018

Runk

To vomit violently, leaving a foul smelling residue all over something.

“This morning a girl runked all over our chemistry class. It smelled like shit and was everywhere. I almost runked just looking at it.”

by oldjizz February 26, 2020

Runched

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

D rUck

D rUck is generally new terminology for the previous white version of "Daniel Rucker". Daniel, who drove a mini-van, has since claimed he is no longer the whitest black guy we know. To prove his transition he has effectively bought a Cadillac Escalade (all black), started drinking steele reserves (which he now claims is why he's such a "steelers" fan), and changed his traditionally white name Daniel to the slang version of D rUck (notice how the U is uppercase, important factor). When you see D rUck "cruis'n" in his "Caddi" do not mistake him for Daniel or even Dan. Chances are he now "rolls strapped".

Did you see D rUck cruis'n in his Caddi yesterday. He definitely wasn't "bump'n no em, sounded like some Tupac.

by thee__allknowing December 13, 2015