Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

rub stamps

To masturbate,beat off, and/or to jerk someone else off.

"Man, i stayed up late last night rubbing stamps."
"I'm gonna go home and rub stamps."
"Monica can really rub stamps well!"

by J.W.P September 1, 2006

Copper Rub

When you strip a girl naked and get her nice and wet. then you rub her down all over her body until she cums all over you. by the time you are done with her, her vag should be the color of a penny, thus the word "copper" rub.

Tom: Yo did u fuck that chick last night

John: Shut the fuck up man

Tom: Come on man tell me, did you give her a lil copper rub???

by ballsdickasstitsballs July 19, 2010

Chub rub

Chaffing produced in the midst of the thighs, often makes an appearance in sweaty weather in the presence of twatty bisclits.

Sophie and Mia had chub rub as a result of hanging around a certain few bisclits for a long time.

by Stankpopforbetterlife September 4, 2020

rub dawg

Another word for condom

Person 1: Hey man you got any rub dawgs i can borrow, i have a guarantee lined up for tonight.

Person 2: Ya sure i got a couple extra, just hit me back when you get your next pack.

by Nic McLaren March 13, 2007

Chub-Rub

Another stupid label made up to put larger women down.
Implying if their thighs touch when they walk or stand, it's a Chub-Rub

that girl got that Chub-Rub going on.

by LordVlad November 25, 2013

chub rub

When the skin between a fat chicks thighs rubs together while walking causing an mild irritation between their legs.

Yo, i thought that chicken head had some cooties but it was some mad chub rub.

by erik tassmer July 16, 2008