Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020

real meal

Evander Holyfield

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022

The Real World

War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.

In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Real Bitch

An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!

"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"

(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)

~REAL Bitch

by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013

Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.

Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.

by synema March 21, 2009

real world

A stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all fucking day.

I turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. I turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. I turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. I shoot my tv.

by Don't Say a Word October 2, 2003

Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.

Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.

by xToadlordx September 2, 2009