wanking plonker
I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.
Stop wanking in the library you plonker
Stop wanking in the library you plonker
by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019
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A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019
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by Jendy Lavjn September 17, 2019
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1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020
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Colloquially, used to denigrate an individual as less than or somehow lacking.
Synonym for honkey.
Colloquially, used to denigrate an individual as less than or somehow lacking.
Synonym for honkey.
by JStar4 May 27, 2020
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