Pulling A Yoko Ono

Pulling A Yoko Ono(Verb); The instance in which a Woman successfully breaks up your crew; The said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. A Yoko Ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.

Origin: Yoko Ono, who was dating John Lennon, definitely broke up the Beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. Thus; This is dubbed, "Pulling a Yoko Ono".

Guy one: "Goddammit Steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!"

Guy two: "Yeah, that hoe pulled a fucking Yoko Ono on us!"

Guy three(Steven): "Guys, she was just too hot. I couldn't resist!"

Guys one and two proceed to kick the shit out of Steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was Pulling A Yoko Ono.

by J.Killou July 4, 2009

Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

Pulling a Shervin

Escaping or running away from something

Dad: I’m gonna leave now

Me: You’re pulling a shervin?

by InsTIgaToR694 March 8, 2019

Pulling a Ramsey

Being very hungry and ordering 24 wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. Eats less than 5.

Ramsey: "I'll take 24 wings"

*eats 4*

Eddie: "classic, pulling a Ramsey"

by ERaw7 January 5, 2014

pulling a david

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011

pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

by Red D January 11, 2009

Pulling a James Reed

v. Taking a picture with someone famous, usually a politician.

My friend is pulling a James Reed with the President of the United States!

by Thanksgiving10 December 21, 2010