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H-B Woodlawn Program

An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.
Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.
by HB February 19, 2005
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Programmer

An individual skilled at writing software code.

Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly.

Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar.

They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service.
Non-programmer: What's the difference between Python and C++?

Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub.
by Godlesscommie February 13, 2009
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Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.
"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"
by feliz cao March 25, 2009
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Proglems

A contraction of "programming"/"program" and "problems". No program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.
Software Developer: We just inherited this program from an indian company. It's terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(
by Simon123123123 August 6, 2012
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progresstinate

to be absorbed by progressing with a task so much that the desired goal is already passed
Andy progresstinated the writing of his paper so much he could not hand it in in time.
by magmarr January 15, 2016
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Progressive Overload

When a man gives another person a facial with an abnormally large amount of semen in a way that makes it come out in stages.
Sarah: Last night with John was Disgusting! He had a progressive overload!
by Bob Yeeters March 11, 2021
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progressive christian

Progressive Christianity is developed from liberal Christianity, they believe that God is the powerful and loving creator of the universe every galaxy, stars, planet and every living thing on earth.
They believe the Bible should be taken seriously but not literally and should be read to guide your moral conscience, they also think it's important to understand the historical context around the bible.
Some of them believe that although Christianity is their path to God, it's not the only one and it's different for everybody, it could be Islam for one person, Hinduism for another, and even Atheist have their path to God simply by being good people.
They support Gay rights, They're Pro-choice and Pro Sexuality and they don't reject science.

Although most Conservative/ fundamentalist Christians will tell you to ignore your feeling, Progressives believe it's important to not ignore them and always try to do whats right.

Most of them take care in the environment and others. we are to look after Gods creation including ourself and others.
And let me tell you no one hate progressive Christians more than Christians. they get called the Antichrist, false preachers, devils advocates, Heresy, "what's worse than an atheist, a progressive Christian", they're going to hell and whatnot.
A Christian who constantly preaches that God loves every single person whether they are a part of the lgbtq+ community, whether they've had abortion whether they don't believe in God ... is most likely a progressive Christian
by ritsssaa November 2, 2020
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